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Frozen Demotivational Poster


HARE SOLO -




RE-MARRY? - YEAH RIGHT! MAYBE WHEN HELL FR- OH CRAP!




A COLD HEART -


TAGS: frozen window to the soul
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:30 pm
Longer than that, to "deflate" my ewreckshun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:28 pm

The experience would kill you. And it would take the undertaker half a day to get the smile off your face.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:23 pm
OK, we can use mine...
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:20 pm

Dead gophers and chocolate sauce.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:14 pm
Oh boy! You got whips and chains? [Hopeful, pleading look...]
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 2:13 pm

I know you live in Vegas. I'm not magical, I just see you IP. And no, you shouldn't have mentioned it. I may have to hurt you.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 1:08 pm
Should I mention that it was 83° F in Las Vegas NV USA on Saturday, March 26, 2016? (I live there.)
Silverheart - March 25, 2016, 5:16 pm

I know how you feel. Got so cold had to resort to turning the AC back off.
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 4:21 pm

Wyoming is just southern Canada. You forgot barbecueing in shorts and sandals. In the snow. And wind. And yes, I do.
Reality Lord - March 25, 2016, 3:35 pm

lol...up here a foot and a half of snow and 50 mph winds is shorts and sandal weather. canadian eh ;)
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 11:02 am

This time of year, the storms are more an inconvenience than anything else. Temps are high enough that the roads are good right away. I do have drifts in the windbreak that are 6-feet high, and will be there until May.
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:37 am
I'm scheduled for the first of the week----you have my sympathy and another is on the way----
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 10:12 am

Looking out my living room window on Wednesday. Blizzard dropped almost a foot and a half of snow on us, whipped up by 50mph winds.


VIRGINITY -


TAGS: virginity cherry pop frozen hard
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by caveman

tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:28 pm
Classic.
shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 9:05 am
Ain't that the truth!!!!!!
mariand - December 19, 2011, 10:28 am
LOL


GLOBAL WARMING - Killed My Cat


TAGS: frozen cat global warming
Rating: 2.18/5
adolflol - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
I don't like cats, but that is just wrong
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:42 pm
cats are no better than rats
Swampfox - November 20, 2009, 6:48 pm
Crats, clown cars... Who can tell the difference?
aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
how can anyone think dead cats are funny?


NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -




SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - You'll have to learn Spanish, the drivers sucks, traffic is horrendous, people are mean, crime is high and urban blight ubiquitous... but this never, ever happens.


TAGS: winter weather ice snow storm car frozen
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Who FARTED!!! - October 19, 2009, 7:58 am
We got the bomb ass tacos in Califas too.
reason - September 23, 2009, 4:58 pm
nah its not a joke. but up in the northeast you wont have to deal with tsunamis, earthquakes, forest fires, flooding ect. the asshole drives and people yea they are here too. spanish is not necessary but is becoming helpful to know
familyghost - May 22, 2009, 11:28 am
That is just awesome. I wonder if it was a practical joke.


HELL -


TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 1.88/5

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DOUBLE DOG DARE -


TAGS: tounge stuck frozen metal can
Rating: 3.73/5

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maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 3:48 pm
I Want One !


THAT'S NO GENIE -




LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.


TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.


Permanent Vacation -


TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm

Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.


Fortress -


TAGS: frozen waterfall climber ice tears
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:47 pm
Thanks guys.
falloutghoul - October 27, 2013, 6:54 pm
The Fortress of Solitude!
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 5:35 pm

Ohhhhh~Awesome!


Thorns -




Orange Juice from Concentrate -


TAGS: orange juice concentrate frozen oj
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 1, 2013, 12:49 pm
Totally, lol.
Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:23 pm
Also useful for drinking on the way home from the store.


Wet & Cold -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: another instalment from my frozen berry collection
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:58 am
Nobody captures the true sentiment of Marriage, better than Sean. 5L
Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
Hey LD, what makes you so sure the little light in not on all the time? Just asking ...
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:54 pm

i made a thread for my stolen version of his image
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 10:52 pm
The Little Woman? She's so frigid...*how frigid IS she?*...She's so frigid, when she spreads her legs a little light comes on!
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:27 pm
thought*
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:20 pm
First thing I though of when I saw was nuns, frigid women that hold on to their virginity.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:18 pm

GS - That is good. You should steal seans picture as well
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 10:12 pm
losing your virginity, a moment frozen in time
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:10 pm
Take the to a nunnery!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:08 pm

you mind if I steal this image for another poster?
Sean - January 23, 2010, 8:33 pm
Let's just say that the cherries encrusted in ice are a visual metaphor for ... figs.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 1:49 pm

do the cold cherries mean its a frigid marriage?


HELL FREEZES OVER? - The curse is ended Philly is back


TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 2/5

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jimfromtx - April 12, 2009, 4:48 am
I actually saw this on World's Dumbest today, someone throws a bottle at the guy, and he hits the ground. Hard. They didn't even try and catch him o_O
Charles - October 31, 2008, 8:08 pm
I think it's a Tampa Bay fan; man he got pwnd lol.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:50 am
It does look like spidey up there.
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:00 pm
Wait... Is that Spider-Man sitting on that traffic signal?!?


MEMORIES -


TAGS: memories child missing snow frozen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - December 21, 2016, 3:50 pm

cute
concern3 - December 21, 2016, 12:08 pm
Nice, UP yours


Frozen in Time -


TAGS: pzy frozen time corpses everest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Greeny - August 3, 2015, 7:32 am
Wrong kind of stiffy - 5L
Oldsod - August 3, 2015, 7:11 am
That's just cold, man. 5L.


Winter Wonderland -




BUMSICLE -


TAGS: frozen homeless cooking snow neglect
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Zeul - January 10, 2017, 7:01 pm
Wait a minute ... I resemble that picture this time of year!?!?


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